My 6372 Likes & Retweets

Demikian... https://t.co/JHUgQYXDjG

@tomwalkerisgood You think you have it rough? My ancestors had to walk 30 miles for a shitpost.

the news is indistinguishable from shitposts. joe exotic has coronavirus? okay. in one day i take in more information than my ancestors did in a lifetime and none of it improves me

Dalam kepala Sri Mulyani tiap rapat kabinet: "How did I end up here" "Why are these men so dumb" "Why did I say yes to this job" "Can these boomers shut up already" "Do I have to be here" "I can have any job I want but I chose this what's wrong with me" "Alright fuck this shit"

X Article: https://t.co/hMvBsk47tm

Salah satu misteri besar dunia sinema terpecahkan! https://t.co/bWZI4XGnHm

Ini "mawas" atau orang utan (Pongo pygmacus). Untuk arti 'melihat diri sendiri secara jujur; introspeksi', gunakan "wawas d…

I’ve been laughing at this shit for atleast 30 minutes 😭😭😭 https://t.co/uxcJkYdrRB

It’s funny how the economy is about to collapse because people are only buying what they need. #TrumpVirus #economics…

Mental sekali, mental dua kali, mental lagi, mental terooos. https://t.co/lpiMlPMu5f

When Isaac Newton stayed at home to avoid the 1665 plague, he discovered the laws of gravity, optics, and he invented calculus. It’s rumored that there was a strict “No TV” rule in his household. https://t.co/0uLmmb65s5

So yeah just go ahead and cancel that April Fools Day campaign that was set to auto-run tomorrow

Besok dilarang merayakan April Mop karena sesungguhnya tahun 2020 udah ngerjain kita abis-abisan.

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump Coronavirus Press Conferences and then asked it to write its own Trump C…

One of the questions I am most often asked about the #COVID19 pandemic is how, and when, it will end. This article by @edyon…

Jgn biarkan pandemi ini menyebar dan memakan lebih banyak nyawa. UU Karantina Kesehatan ada. Inisiatif pimpinan daerah ada. Gotong royong masyarakat ada. Tinggal pemerintah pusat. Sejarah mencatat, pak @jokowi. #KarantinaWilayah dan subsidi rakyat pekerja, bukan pebisnis besar.

Alasan gak karantina wilayah: gak ada dana. Gak bisa danai karantina wilayah (± Rp 4 triliun di DKI) tapi bisa subsidi konglomerat sawit Rp 7,5 triliun. Gak jamin hak cuti & gaji pekerja terdampak wabah, tapi jamin Recovery Bond utk pengusaha. Bukan soal dana. Ini prioritas. https://t.co/g0WFvu6PeT

5 years ago I cut my CEO pay from $1.1M to $70k so I could pay all my employees at least $70k. That's not good enough…

If you must know: The word parsec is a contraction of “parallax-second”, the distance a star would be from the Sun if one half of its parallax angle subtended one second of arc.

This is like me and my neighbour teaming up to buy a nurse a coffee. https://t.co/hkGVjU57Zl

lol r/dankmemes https://t.co/Vb9zZITUUs

Kabar Baik, Seluruh Pasien Positif Covid-19 di Kota Malang Sembuh https://t.co/twhCHJZFfl https://t.co/BnYGNcK4f2

My Grandma who is in isolation accidentally dialled a wrong phone number yesterday and spoke to a random lady also isolat…

So this is how Shaytan feels in Ramadan huh

This Post is from a suspended account. {learnmore}

On an elliptical pool table (with a pocket at one of the foci), you literally can't miss when shooting from the other focus https://t.co/xbfP2EtStK

#Covidiot kata slang baru bahasa Inggris yang dibentuk dari lakuran (portmanteau) COVID + idiot. Meski kata slang kurang pen…

This. GIF. Is. Everything. https://t.co/AJTRxvzKfH

Proyek renovasi rumah tinggal dengan biaya yang minimal. Tentang DH House Renovation by Dhaniē Sal -A Thread. #archify https://t.co/x89GZZ3xu8

Daftar program proteksi sosial yang pemerintah bisa gelontorkan (dan kita bantu) untuk melindungi mereka yang paling rentan dari dampak pandemi ini: https://t.co/JaZy4X65zb