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the news is indistinguishable from shitposts. joe exotic has coronavirus? okay. in one day i take in more information than my ancestors did in a lifetime and none of it improves me

Dalam kepala Sri Mulyani tiap rapat kabinet: "How did I end up here" "Why are these men so dumb" "Why did I say yes to this job" "Can these boomers shut up already" "Do I have to be here" "I can have any job I want but I chose this what's wrong with me" "Alright fuck this shit"

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Salah satu misteri besar dunia sinema terpecahkan! https://t.co/bWZI4XGnHm

I’ve been laughing at this shit for atleast 30 minutes 😭😭😭 https://t.co/uxcJkYdrRB

Mental sekali, mental dua kali, mental lagi, mental terooos. https://t.co/lpiMlPMu5f

When Isaac Newton stayed at home to avoid the 1665 plague, he discovered the laws of gravity, optics, and he invented calculus. It’s rumored that there was a strict “No TV” rule in his household. https://t.co/0uLmmb65s5

So yeah just go ahead and cancel that April Fools Day campaign that was set to auto-run tomorrow

Besok dilarang merayakan April Mop karena sesungguhnya tahun 2020 udah ngerjain kita abis-abisan.

Jgn biarkan pandemi ini menyebar dan memakan lebih banyak nyawa. UU Karantina Kesehatan ada. Inisiatif pimpinan daerah ada. Gotong royong masyarakat ada. Tinggal pemerintah pusat. Sejarah mencatat, pak @jokowi. #KarantinaWilayah dan subsidi rakyat pekerja, bukan pebisnis besar.

Alasan gak karantina wilayah: gak ada dana. Gak bisa danai karantina wilayah (± Rp 4 triliun di DKI) tapi bisa subsidi konglomerat sawit Rp 7,5 triliun. Gak jamin hak cuti & gaji pekerja terdampak wabah, tapi jamin Recovery Bond utk pengusaha. Bukan soal dana. Ini prioritas. https://t.co/g0WFvu6PeT

If you must know: The word parsec is a contraction of “parallax-second”, the distance a star would be from the Sun if one half of its parallax angle subtended one second of arc.

This is like me and my neighbour teaming up to buy a nurse a coffee. https://t.co/hkGVjU57Zl

lol r/dankmemes https://t.co/Vb9zZITUUs

Kabar Baik, Seluruh Pasien Positif Covid-19 di Kota Malang Sembuh https://t.co/twhCHJZFfl https://t.co/BnYGNcK4f2

So this is how Shaytan feels in Ramadan huh

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On an elliptical pool table (with a pocket at one of the foci), you literally can't miss when shooting from the other focus https://t.co/xbfP2EtStK

This. GIF. Is. Everything. https://t.co/AJTRxvzKfH

Proyek renovasi rumah tinggal dengan biaya yang minimal. Tentang DH House Renovation by Dhaniē Sal -A Thread. #archify https://t.co/x89GZZ3xu8

Daftar program proteksi sosial yang pemerintah bisa gelontorkan (dan kita bantu) untuk melindungi mereka yang paling rentan dari dampak pandemi ini: https://t.co/JaZy4X65zb

Today's episode is all about social distancing. @nhassenfeld wrote a song to help you remember how, and @JossFong came up with a dance and made a video. Now it's your turn! Tweet covers or your dance using #SixFeetAwaySong. https://t.co/HRDBqevfxd https://t.co/PIwpnPMj2p

A chilling lesson, and mirror effect, 101 years ago...The Spanish Flu: a warning from history, Cambridge University researches the pandemic which killed more people than WWI: https://t.co/ywqo6JsHsM

Wabah sampar/pes membunuh 220.000 lebih penduduk Jawa antara 1911-39. Sejak kasus pertama di Turen, Malang Nov 1910 dan perlahan meluas, 1) publik divaksin dan penderita dikarantina, 2) sarang tikus diasapi/dibongkar, 3-4) tikusnya dibakar. Potret² Neville Keasberry dari Malang https://t.co/5qzVkvFrUB

That said, danger of panic still far exceeds danger of corona imo. If we over-allocate medical resources to corona, it will come at expense of treating other illnesses. Track graph at bottom of this page: https://t.co/7nWKjiZyFn

IM LOSING MY MIND https://t.co/BdCl69uEz7

How to boost you immune system against Covid-19 (Coronavirus)? *A THREAD*

GameOnNews - Reporters Without Borders, the international non-profit organisation established to promote free access to information, has partnered with studio BlockWorks to create a virtual library in Minecraft that contains works censored by oppressive regimes around the glob... https://t.co/ShdL8oezsC

Pertarungan masyarakat Aru tidak hanya sedang melawan perkebunan, melainkan sesuatu yang jauh lebih mendasar: membuat pemerintah lebih berpihak kepada rakyat di negara dimana kepentingan bisnis secara luas mengkooptasi kekuasaan negara. Baca #SaveAru di https://t.co/eAYQwXtzK4 https://t.co/MW3LmSRT0g

Why don't we do election year like The Masked Singer? Every politician is disguised, has to tell us their plans and debate with distorted voices. We don't know their gender, race, or party. Winner rips off their mask on election night and boom! New president!