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twitter MVP from 2006 https://t.co/iqSeBCAGal https://t.co/SDx193SI9i

“Cepetan kalian lulus deh udah mau kiamat biar mati kalian ada gelarnya bagus dikit.” A motivation, thanks mom

6 Gunung Erupsi Bersamaan, Mulai di Tanah Jawa, Maluku, hingga Sumatera https://t.co/j8GbYpNmcj

Erupsi Hingga Pagi, Status Gunung Anak Krakatau Tetap Waspada https://t.co/q7eiknCUI4

Thinking we can "get back to normal" because the COVID curve seems to be flattening ignores WHY that's happening: social distancing. It's like walking around in a rainstorm with an umbrella and bragging about not getting wet. Toss the umbrella smart ass and see what happens

Iklan covid-19 terbaik sejauh ini. https://t.co/C2ViJSrUAU

To give an idea how fucked Australia’s post is rn with corona: I paid for 1-2 day shipping and the item is 30 km from me The estimated delivery date is 5 days away The average speed of a turtle is .274 km/hr It will take the turtle 4.6 days to reach me A Fucking Turtle

Kita berhadapan dengan buah simalakama, Semakin tidak ada karantina ketat semakin banyak yang akan kena corona, Semakin ketat karantina, semakin banyak yang akan kena kesulitan keuangan. Dalam kondisi ini yang bisa kita lakukan hanya bertabah, bertahan dan saling menyemangati. https://t.co/hdHueGmtBz

PAKETAN UNTUK PARA PENJAHIT KAIN SUPAYA BISA JAHIT MASKER SESUAI PROSEDUR, saat ini kami hanya bisa siapkan 300 paket = 3.000 masker ke penjahit terdaftar https://t.co/RnvMVVJN9z

I have watched the first 12 seconds of this at least 100 times, its better than porn https://t.co/j5SeLyeMyy

Two Farmers Paint Their Cow and Stage ‘Tiger King’ Photo Shoot: The Atlantic referred to the Netflix series 'Tiger King' as a 'moral failure.' #Celebrity #Entertainment #Farms,Farmers,Farming #Funny #Television #viral https://t.co/o5XeZnhqut

Thread ini gw buat untuk teman-teman yang nanya ide-ide gw dari mana aja. Terima kasih banyak atas pujian kalian, gw sangat-sangat senang dan merasa karya gw sangat diapresiasi. Tuhan berkati kalian semua, oke let's start the Thread

Some Quranic Commandments Speak kindly (2:83) Speak the Truth (3:17) Speak justice (6:152) Speak graciously (17:23) Speak fairly (17:23) Speak politely (17:53) Speak no lie (22:30) Speak gently (20:44) Speak not in vain (23:3) Speak straight (33:70)

How to pick the perfect seat in a movie theater for sound and picture https://t.co/iUyvcFco3I https://t.co/oXP74g5XEl

I’m moving $1B of my Square equity (~28% of my wealth) to #startsmall LLC to fund global COVID-19 relief. After we disarm this pandemic, the focus will shift to girl’s health and education, and UBI. It will operate transparently, all flows tracked here: https://t.co/hVkUczDQmz

😷 The #COVID19 face mask basics, in one graphic. Please pass it on. https://t.co/otWrBakiqU

It’s World Health Day, and we owe a profound debt of gratitude to all our medical professionals. They’re still giving their all for us every day, at great risk to themselves, and we can’t thank them enough for their bravery and their service.

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HS Tommy Lee’s Open letter to @realDonaldTrump!! I can’t stop laughing & crying at the same time. Tommy Lee from Motley Crue for those who don’t know. https://t.co/0w6rMJb3tq

It took a coronavirus outbreak for self-driving cars to become more appealing https://t.co/vuDU8ulUai https://t.co/dnbDIMvUMd

@tomwalkerisgood You think you have it rough? My ancestors had to walk 30 miles for a shitpost.

the news is indistinguishable from shitposts. joe exotic has coronavirus? okay. in one day i take in more information than my ancestors did in a lifetime and none of it improves me

Dalam kepala Sri Mulyani tiap rapat kabinet: "How did I end up here" "Why are these men so dumb" "Why did I say yes to this job" "Can these boomers shut up already" "Do I have to be here" "I can have any job I want but I chose this what's wrong with me" "Alright fuck this shit"

X Article: https://t.co/hMvBsk47tm

Salah satu misteri besar dunia sinema terpecahkan! https://t.co/bWZI4XGnHm

I’ve been laughing at this shit for atleast 30 minutes 😭😭😭 https://t.co/uxcJkYdrRB

Mental sekali, mental dua kali, mental lagi, mental terooos. https://t.co/lpiMlPMu5f

When Isaac Newton stayed at home to avoid the 1665 plague, he discovered the laws of gravity, optics, and he invented calculus. It’s rumored that there was a strict “No TV” rule in his household. https://t.co/0uLmmb65s5

So yeah just go ahead and cancel that April Fools Day campaign that was set to auto-run tomorrow

Besok dilarang merayakan April Mop karena sesungguhnya tahun 2020 udah ngerjain kita abis-abisan.